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CHARACTER CONCEPT FOR MR.TORGUE’S BUKERS AND BADASSES THING

HE IS A SPOOKY VIKING WHO LIKES NORDIC DEATH METAL AND WHEN HE’S NOT BEING A COMPLETE BADASS BY WINNING ARM WRESTLING COMPETITIONS AND LIGHTING SH*T ON FIRE HE’S PUNCHING ROBOTS WHO MAY NOT HAVE A MOUTH IN THEIR MOUTHS!

HIS NAME IS JORGELSEN AND HE WEARS A VIKING HELMET WITH THOSE HORNS AND A PAIR OF WRAPAROUND DOUCHBAG SHADES BECAUSE REASONS, AND HE ALSO HAS A BADGER THAT HE STRAPPED TO A SHOTGUN SO THE BADGER CAN BITE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO TAKE AWAY HIS METAL CDS! CAUSE HE USES A WALKMAN TO LISTEN TO MUSIC BECAUSE IPODS AND THE LIKE ARE SMALL AND CONFUSING! BUT HE IS TOTALLY READY TO KICK SOME ASS ON DOUCHE MOUNTAIN IF THE CALL IS ISSUED SO I WILL LEAVE IT AT THAT WITH A TOTALLY BADASS AIR GUITAR SOLO!!

SHLABADAWOW MACHEANOW MIDDLLY MIDDLY IDDLY WOWOWOOWOW!

END OF THING!

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unclewhisky:

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unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

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You just wait till I have free time. The Revenants, They’ll Agitate.

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arborix:

please tell me nobody has done this yet

This is now my new favorite thing

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>tfw you will never have two Dragunovs

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This is the best thing.

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